http://armchairpundit.metapede.com/2008/02/13/dubai-to-blow-another-wad/ Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:44:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://armchairpundit.metapede.com/2008/02/13/dubai-to-blow-another-wad/comment-page-1/#comment-183 Tony Perrie Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:49:39 +0000 http://www.metapede.com/blog/2008/02/13/dubai-to-blow-another-wad/#comment-183 In 1,000 years, the whole earth will look like a vast desert where McRib wrappers blow across the barren, Mad Max-style landscape like tumbleweeds. In 10,000 years, Starbucks will begin phase 3 of their dastardly plan to convert all of the earth's sand and McRib wrappers into barbeque beef flavored espresso shots. Their backwards executives will control these operations from the new corporate headquarters located on Caffinotania, fifth planet in the Frappuverse system. In 1,000 years, the whole earth will look like a vast desert where McRib wrappers blow across the barren, Mad Max-style landscape like tumbleweeds. In 10,000 years, Starbucks will begin phase 3 of their dastardly plan to convert all of the earth’s sand and McRib wrappers into barbeque beef flavored espresso shots. Their backwards executives will control these operations from the new corporate headquarters located on Caffinotania, fifth planet in the Frappuverse system.

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